JUST IN TIME FOR JULY 4th: Buh-bye Sarah!
Posted by Danger on July 3rd, 2009 filed in AMERICA - FUCK YEAH!, Hardy Har Har Har, Nifty, Political Junkies, WTF?This should squash all the Michael Jackson coverage. Thanks Dipshit!

Sarah Palin Resigns as Alaska’s Governor
After Sarah Palin’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week she has announced she will be stepping down in a few weeks.
In a press conference call this morning, Alaska’s Governor Sarah Palin has announced she will not run for re-election and is stepping down as governor.
She had a brief statement. She took no questions.
Her commissioners and Lt. Governor were with her at her home. Palin did not relinquished the reigns of the state to the Lt. Governor while running for vice president.
Lt. Governor Sean Parnell will step in to the roll as governor at the end of the month. He was defeated by Congressman Don Young in the Republican primary last year.
Rumors of an “iceberg scandal” have been circulating.
Resignation is certainly out of character for Sarah Palin.
You betcha!
via:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/shannyn-moore/sarah-palin-resigns-as-al_b_225515.html
July 3rd, 2009 at 12:48 PM
America’s birthday present came early this year.
July 3rd, 2009 at 1:02 PM
haha, awesome. yeah, there’s gotta be one hell of an iceberg comming up soon. so much corruption and sleazy behavior already. something really big and nasty is about to show up. what the hell did u do now, sarah? you sold alaska to the russians, didn’t u?
July 3rd, 2009 at 1:16 PM
wow, it still bothers me that people obsess’ed over the fact that she is fairly attractive
glad she is gone
July 3rd, 2009 at 1:54 PM
Sung to Otep’s “Confrontation”
Stand down
Give Up
hmmm hum hummm…
We Fight ’til We Quit!
Huggs to the Otep!!! Happy 4th You all!!!
July 3rd, 2009 at 6:21 PM
I heard she was going to step down because she didn’t want a potential loss on her governor election messing with her hopes of running for prez in 2012.
If, god forbid, there is another terrorist attack you can bet your bottom there’s gonna be a major republican come-back.
When you think about it attacking now would be very very beneficial to the extremists, Getting the pubs back in power would mean more fucked up foreign policy and an easier time recruiting/filling their ranks.
I’m sidetracking, sorry.
July 3rd, 2009 at 8:56 PM
Gawd, even the speech reeked of incompetence. Hopefully this is a case of someone who couldn’t handle the heat and got the hell out of the kitchen. I’m gonna be praying even harder than HER that I never have to see or hear about her again!
July 4th, 2009 at 8:34 AM
Letterman is way more powerful than I guessed !Ha !
July 4th, 2009 at 11:12 AM
Chris thats a creepy idea!
May God fobrbid it form ever happining.
Unless the al-qada threat against france for the Burka case is just a matter of threating, then i hope there wont be any attacks any time soon, or later.
July 4th, 2009 at 6:11 PM
^^^
Yes god forbid that happen anywhere but in my opinion it would have to happen within America to have such an effect for the republicans.
Just a guess though.
July 5th, 2009 at 12:59 AM
True, and we dont want another Bush.
July 5th, 2009 at 5:35 AM
Good riddance.
July 5th, 2009 at 8:04 AM
Amen!
July 5th, 2009 at 9:05 AM
Ding dong the witch is dead
Anybody read this?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/akmuckraker/huffington-post-blogger-s_b_225817.html
Careful if you blog about Sarah Palin! She’ll sue no matter how baseless her claim may be!
What a dipshit.
July 7th, 2009 at 11:15 PM
Yeah, apparently she resigned because she’s preparing for a presidential candidacy or something like that. Like she’ll really get that far.
July 10th, 2009 at 8:44 AM
We can only hope she will run and hide from the world. She was and still is a bad joke.