JUST IN TIME FOR JULY 4th: Buh-bye Sarah!

Posted by Danger on July 3rd, 2009 filed in AMERICA - FUCK YEAH!, Hardy Har Har Har, Nifty, Political Junkies, WTF?

This should squash all the Michael Jackson coverage. Thanks Dipshit!

Sarah Palin Resigns as Alaska’s Governor

After Sarah Palin’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week she has announced she will be stepping down in a few weeks.

In a press conference call this morning, Alaska’s Governor Sarah Palin has announced she will not run for re-election and is stepping down as governor.

She had a brief statement. She took no questions.

Her commissioners and Lt. Governor were with her at her home. Palin did not relinquished the reigns of the state to the Lt. Governor while running for vice president.

Lt. Governor Sean Parnell will step in to the roll as governor at the end of the month. He was defeated by Congressman Don Young in the Republican primary last year.

Rumors of an “iceberg scandal” have been circulating.

Resignation is certainly out of character for Sarah Palin.

You betcha!

via:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/shannyn-moore/sarah-palin-resigns-as-al_b_225515.html


15 Responses to “JUST IN TIME FOR JULY 4th: Buh-bye Sarah!”

  1. Josh Olson Says:

    America’s birthday present came early this year.

  2. Nicole Says:

    haha, awesome. yeah, there’s gotta be one hell of an iceberg comming up soon. so much corruption and sleazy behavior already. something really big and nasty is about to show up. what the hell did u do now, sarah? you sold alaska to the russians, didn’t u?

  3. Casket Says:

    wow, it still bothers me that people obsess’ed over the fact that she is fairly attractive

    glad she is gone

  4. Brian Z Says:

    Sung to Otep’s “Confrontation”

    Stand down
    Give Up

    hmmm hum hummm…

    We Fight ’til We Quit!

    Huggs to the Otep!!! Happy 4th You all!!!

  5. Chris Says:

    I heard she was going to step down because she didn’t want a potential loss on her governor election messing with her hopes of running for prez in 2012.

    If, god forbid, there is another terrorist attack you can bet your bottom there’s gonna be a major republican come-back.
    When you think about it attacking now would be very very beneficial to the extremists, Getting the pubs back in power would mean more fucked up foreign policy and an easier time recruiting/filling their ranks.

    I’m sidetracking, sorry.

  6. Rhiannon Says:

    Gawd, even the speech reeked of incompetence. Hopefully this is a case of someone who couldn’t handle the heat and got the hell out of the kitchen. I’m gonna be praying even harder than HER that I never have to see or hear about her again!

  7. lady Says:

    Letterman is way more powerful than I guessed !Ha !

  8. agelessrose Says:

    Chris thats a creepy idea!
    May God fobrbid it form ever happining.
    Unless the al-qada threat against france for the Burka case is just a matter of threating, then i hope there wont be any attacks any time soon, or later.

  9. Chris Says:

    ^^^

    Yes god forbid that happen anywhere but in my opinion it would have to happen within America to have such an effect for the republicans.
    Just a guess though.

  10. agelessrose Says:

    True, and we dont want another Bush.

  11. Rachel-Rebecka Says:

    Good riddance.

  12. agelessrose Says:

    Amen!

  13. Matt Says:

    Ding dong the witch is dead

    Anybody read this?

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/akmuckraker/huffington-post-blogger-s_b_225817.html

    Careful if you blog about Sarah Palin! She’ll sue no matter how baseless her claim may be!

    What a dipshit.

  14. Jessica Says:

    Yeah, apparently she resigned because she’s preparing for a presidential candidacy or something like that. Like she’ll really get that far.

  15. John Williams - KrasH Says:

    We can only hope she will run and hide from the world. She was and still is a bad joke.

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